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Norway x Reader

               A large smirk appeared on your face. You had a playful glint in your (e/c) eyes. Everything was about to fall into place.
"I can't wait to see his reaction," you snickered to yourself.
"It'll be priceless!"
You wiggled your fingers above the keyboard, and clicked send.
"Now, I wait…heh-heh….." you put your fingers together, as an evil mastermind would.
"BWAHAHAHAHA-" your evil laughter was interrupted by your friend, who was at the moment, one of your victims. He probably wouldn't care that much, since he enjoyed pranking and trolling others with you.
"__________? I heard THAT laugh….what are you up to this time?" Mathias asked, while entering the room.
You turned dramatically in your swivel chair to face him. Your lips curled up in delight.
"Why don't you take a look?" you purred.
He walked over to your computer, and you pressed play. The YouTube video loaded up and started. The sound of, "Bad Touch," by Bloodhound Gang filled the room. As the video continued, Mathias's eyes widened. This continued until blood burst out of his nose, and onto the computer screen.
With this you cracked up.
"DICK! So…much…d-dick…." yelled Mathias, his head smashed on the floor.
"Awwww, it's just a video! Chill yo' nuts!"  He forced his head up, looked you in the eye, and proceeded to laugh his ass off.
"That was the funniest thing ever!!! D-don't tell me you sent that to anyone??!!?" he was clutching his stomach on the ground, practically dying.
"HELL YEAH, I sent it to someone. Wait….allow, me to correct myself. MORE LIKE, EVERYONE! Everyone shall receive this video! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" you laughed, this time uninterrupted.
By this time, Mathias had stood up. He had recovered, for the MOST part.
"You know, Lukas is going to kill BOTH of us when he finds out," he said, still chuckling.
"What's he going to do?!" you hollered.
"Strangle me with a tie?! I'm not scared of him!" you and Mathias laughed.
"Maybe I am a little scared…"you thought to yourself, gulping.
-----Sweden and Finland's Reaction-----
Tino's face was red as a ripe tomato.
"Turn it off, Berwald!" he pleaded.
"I kn'w it a'l aln'g." said Berwald, his face as straight as a brick.
-----Axis's Reaction-----
Ludwig flipped his cell phone shut.
"VERDAMMT, __________!"
"What is it Ludwig?" Feliciano cooed.
"Nothing….where's Kiku?"
"MANGAKA MODE, ON! I MUST START ON THE STORY BOARD IMMEDIATELY!!!" Kiku yelled.
He was running around like a chicken without its head, holding some paper and a bundle of calligraphy pens.
"These people…." Ludwig face palmed.
-----France and England's Reaction-----
"Dammit Frog, why'd you stop!" Arthur cried while panting.
"Ohohohohohon, Angleterre, look at this!" said Francis.
He repositioned himself and handed Arthur his phone, while wiping off a bead of sweat.
"BLOODY HELL!" he screamed, tossing Francis's phone into a wall.
"MY CELL!" shrieked Francis.
"Shut-up, and get back to pumping!"  Arthur commanded.
"Fine," Francis pouted, thrusting down the lever of the tire pump.
"You owe me for this one! Crappy English cars…."
-----BACK TO YOU BABY-----
You and Mathias were still laughing from previous events.
"Look how mad he is!" you said, pointing to Ludwig's text message.
From: LUDDY<3
To: __________
Verdammt, __________! Why must you keep sending such things! DUE TO YOUR LACK OF DISCIPLINE, WE SHALL ADD 100 ADDITIONAL PUSH-UPS TO YOUR TRAINING TOMORROW!!!!
Sincerely,
Ludwig
"Oh my gosh!" Mathias exclaimed, wiping a tear from his eye.
"This is pricele-"
Someone burst through your office door. It was Lukas. Holding a baseball bat….with nails in it...
"SHIT," you and Mathias said simultaneously.
Lukas jumped in the air and smashed the top of Mathias's head. This resulted in him falling face flat on the floor for the second time that day.
"That looked like it hurt…….." you thought.
"NO, WAIT, THAT LOOKED LIKE IT REALLY FUCKING HURT!!!" your mind screamed at you.
"__________," Lukas said, dropping his bat on the floor.
"Y-yes?!" you squeaked.
"You must be punished," he forged forward, tangling  his fingers in your (h/l) (h/c) hair.
Your heart started to beat faster. He was so damn close.
"H-how are you going to do that?" you stuttered, your face burning red.
"Let me show you~" he smirked, tilting his head to the side and licking your neck.
"……………RAPE!" you yelled.
Lukas picked you up in a way that forced you to wrap his legs around him.
"It's not rape if you enjoy it," he responded cheekily to your comment.
"OH DEAR GOD," was all you said before he began walking you to your bedroom.
-----Sealand's Reaction-----
"Mummy, Daddy!" Peter ran towards his parents, waving his phone in the air.
Tino and Berwald walked up from the couch, and over to their adoptive son.
"What are Uncle Mathias and Uncle Norway doing in this video?!" he asked, jumping up and down.
OH THE INNOCENCE OF A CHILD.
Tino screamed.
"How could ___________ send that video to a child?!!?!" he exclaimed.
Berwald sighed. He knew it was officially time for THE talk. He crouched down, and placed a firm hand on Peter's shoulder.
"S'n, do y'knw what s'x is?"
Tino's eyes widened.
"A little boy couldn't possibly know what sex is!" he thought, hiding his face in his hands.
"Of course I do Daddy! It's when two people….."
Peter continued to give a thorough explanation of the human reproductive system that could put a college professor to shame.
Here's the finished story :iconandromserkt: requested!
She asked for A NorwayxReader crack story, I hope it has enough crack for you! XD YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE HEARD BAD TOUCH BY BLOODHOUND GANG. [link]

Norway(Lukas), Denmark(Mathias), Sweden(Berwald), Finland(Tino), Germany(Ludwig), Italy(Feliciano), Japan(Kiku), France(Francis), England(Arthur), and Sealand(Peter), belong to Hidekaz Himaruya!

Writing belongs to me
You belong to Norway~ :iconnorwayrapefaceplz:

I don't think this needs a mature content, but if you ask, I'll add it.

EDIT: You guuuys. I haven't been my DA for a while but you all JUST MAKE MY DAY EVERYDAY. MMMF. <3
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New member
what the hell were they doing?
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:iconimzefemprussia:
ImZeFemPrussia Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  New member Student Writer
Ohhhh shit sealand
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:iconorchidblossom10:
OrchidBlossom10 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student General Artist
Greenland: BIG BROTHER!! *faints*


(~_~メ)
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:iconelectricalminx:
ElectricalMiNx Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD My parents don't want to tell me about sex but hey! I am 12 and I learned it from the internet!
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:iconkitsunefireball:
Kitsunefireball Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
PETER XD YOUR MIND IS CORRUPTED BY THE INTERNET. JUST LIKE MINE
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:iconhetaliafangirl01:
hetaliafangirl01 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ok I laughed when I saw Peter was Swedens and Finlands son and thought tht ment they were "together"
and the thought of y Peter knew wht sex was
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:iconvenblack1398:
venblack1398 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist
www.hapakenya.com/sextalk/

It just reminded of this.
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:iconelyanaxlevilove:
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
wait y r nor and den together i hate and i mean HATE THAT SHIP!
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:iconorchidblossom10:
OrchidBlossom10 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student General Artist
I hate it too, YOU ARE NOT ALONE
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:iconartist-cupid:
Artist-Cupid Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Dude, it's NorwayXREADER. Basically, Norge just hit Den with a nail-covered baseball bat. 
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:icontechnozoid:
Technozoid Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Norway : it's raping time
me:nooooooo *gets dragged away by a horny Norwegian 
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:iconbeandlive:
beandlive Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  New member
XD
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:icontechnozoid:
Technozoid Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XD
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Andromecorn10101 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
For a second me and my perverted mind thought that by 'pumping' England and France were doing something...
...But then I realized that perverted minds never come true.
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:iconelyanaxlevilove:
elyanaxlevilove Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
i know right
Pervy Sweatshirt Pervy Bubbles Pervy Blossom PervyMik PervyMoni Re uploading 2 Re uploading 5 pervydcflashplz Re uploading 4 Re uploading 6 Re uploading 3 :PervyYuki: :PervyBlue: Pervy Y!Dumuzi Re uploading 7 PervyDarkyPLZ 
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:iconwolfy7980:
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014
Me 2
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:icons1lvermoon:
S1lvermoon Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Me and France taught him about the 'birds and the bees'
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:icongamergirl0002:
GamerGirl0002 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Can you send me that video
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
PFFFFFFT LOOKS LIKE PETER FOUND GERMANY'S "SPECIAL MAGAZINES"
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:iconmichelle4288:
Michelle4288 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014
The England and France part though. Why must you mess with me like that
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:iconbakuranom:
Bakuranom Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*reads the end*  Oh, my, god, Sealand. (This is literally my reaction, no joke in this)
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:iconcreepygirl14:
creepygirl14 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Student Filmographer
You go sealand
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:iconasianturnip:
asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god, yes!!!!! I freaking love this!!!!
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:iconimaftf:
IMAFTF Featured By Owner Edited Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist
Holy Lukas! That was EPIC! I laughed my head off because of the absurdity!   
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
Iggy and France, everyone, Iggy and France Joker Clap 
Mind: Keseseseseseseeseseseses, Ohonhonhonhonhonhon, Fusososososososososososoososo
Me:when i see dat bae Freddy Nosebleed NosebleedPLZ 
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:iconasianturnip:
asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's wat I thought!!!!!!
Oh, and we keep bumping in to each other, don't we^^
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
Yeah!
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:iconasianturnip:
asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehe^^ u remind me of my best friend at school! She's on of those popular people who doesn't really know it and hangs out with people Like me^^
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
Well I'm not popular that's for sure! *speaks in baby voice* You are mah new fweind!! Is that ok? puppy eyes hidan icon Yuiko Puppy Dog Eyes Icon Artimist - Puppy Eyes / teary eyes 
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:iconasianturnip:
asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course!!! But you seem like the sweet, popular type that everybody hangs around^^
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014
Nah, at school during class I'm super shy, then with my friends I'm either somewhat shy, a tsundere, or me and at home I'm me which is what you see nowbunneh icon17 
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:iconasianturnip:
asianturnip Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? I'm only shy around people I don't know or who I just met, otherwise, you see me being all derpy (is that a word?) and sarcastic and what not.
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:icon3nder-chi1d:
3nder-Chi1d Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god i haven't heard that song in forever XD this was the best!!!
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:iconkimmu-ikisayomi:
Kimmu-Ikisayomi Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dear Author,
Kyouko Toshinou (Sparkle Nose Bleed) [V1] Racing Girl Emoji (Nose Bleed) [V3] nose bleed 
Sincerely, Kimmu
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:iconmonochrome-tan:
Monochrome-tan Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Japan dou XD
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:iconthunderofshadow:
ThunderofShadow Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
the last part...
perverted little Peter tztz~
Loved it btw
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:iconnekodontcare:
NekoDontCare Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
I'm wondering... What's the video about?XD
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:iconanimepanther921:
AnimePanther921 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014
DenNor, Ms. Neko, DenNor LEMONZ!!!
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:iconhetalialover9001:
hetalialover9001 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014
Japan...
I think I now ship you and Hungary.
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When the France and Iggy...
Mind: Ohonhonhon~
Me: BAD MIND! Wait......... DON'T RAPE ME, NORWAY, I'M STILL A VIRGIN~
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:icondd727:
Dd727 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014
Dang I had really dirty thoughts when I read France and iggy....
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:iconprussiaskitten:
PrussiasKitten Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ERmerGerd.... me too. And then at the end.... dang.*epic nosebleed*
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:icondd727:
Dd727 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2014
haha
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zoethegreat8668 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014   General Artist
This is priceless omg XDDDDDDDD I SWEAR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

I kinda got a wrong implication when you mentioned France and England...DO NOT IMPLY SUCH THINGS XDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconkillerkatie23x23:
killerkatie23x23 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
France.......IGGY......dirty thoughts
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:iconzoethegreat8668:
zoethegreat8668 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014   General Artist
SAME OMG
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OtakuRabbits Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014
I HAHAHAHA DIED OF HAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING BWAHAHAHAHA PPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT MEIN GOTT THIS WAS AWESOME …>_<…
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ZEAWSUMPERSON1 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
so much for 'the innocence of a child'.
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:iconcielfan349895:
Cielfan349895 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Sealants has spent too much time with France
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:iconhatsunemikulove1:
HatsuneMikulove1 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
so funny
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