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               A large smirk appeared on your face. You had a playful glint in your (e/c) eyes. Everything was about to fall into place.
"I can't wait to see his reaction," you snickered to yourself.
"It'll be priceless!"
You wiggled your fingers above the keyboard, and clicked send.
"Now, I wait…heh-heh….." you put your fingers together, as an evil mastermind would.
"BWAHAHAHAHA-" your evil laughter was interrupted by your friend, who was at the moment, one of your victims. He probably wouldn't care that much, since he enjoyed pranking and trolling others with you.
"__________? I heard THAT laugh….what are you up to this time?" Mathias asked, while entering the room.
You turned dramatically in your swivel chair to face him. Your lips curled up in delight.
"Why don't you take a look?" you purred.
He walked over to your computer, and you pressed play. The YouTube video loaded up and started. The sound of, "Bad Touch," by Bloodhound Gang filled the room. As the video continued, Mathias's eyes widened. This continued until blood burst out of his nose, and onto the computer screen.
With this you cracked up.
"DICK! So…much…d-dick…." yelled Mathias, his head smashed on the floor.
"Awwww, it's just a video! Chill yo' nuts!"  He forced his head up, looked you in the eye, and proceeded to laugh his ass off.
"That was the funniest thing ever!!! D-don't tell me you sent that to anyone??!!?" he was clutching his stomach on the ground, practically dying.
"HELL YEAH, I sent it to someone. Wait….allow, me to correct myself. MORE LIKE, EVERYONE! Everyone shall receive this video! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" you laughed, this time uninterrupted.
By this time, Mathias had stood up. He had recovered, for the MOST part.
"You know, Lukas is going to kill BOTH of us when he finds out," he said, still chuckling.
"What's he going to do?!" you hollered.
"Strangle me with a tie?! I'm not scared of him!" you and Mathias laughed.
"Maybe I am a little scared…"you thought to yourself, gulping.
-----Sweden and Finland's Reaction-----
Tino's face was red as a ripe tomato.
"Turn it off, Berwald!" he pleaded.
"I kn'w it a'l aln'g." said Berwald, his face as straight as a brick.
-----Axis's Reaction-----
Ludwig flipped his cell phone shut.
"VERDAMMT, __________!"
"What is it Ludwig?" Feliciano cooed.
"Nothing….where's Kiku?"
"MANGAKA MODE, ON! I MUST START ON THE STORY BOARD IMMEDIATELY!!!" Kiku yelled.
He was running around like a chicken without its head, holding some paper and a bundle of calligraphy pens.
"These people…." Ludwig face palmed.
-----France and England's Reaction-----
"Dammit Frog, why'd you stop!" Arthur cried while panting.
"Ohohohohohon, Angleterre, look at this!" said Francis.
He repositioned himself and handed Arthur his phone, while wiping off a bead of sweat.
"BLOODY HELL!" he screamed, tossing Francis's phone into a wall.
"MY CELL!" shrieked Francis.
"Shut-up, and get back to pumping!"  Arthur commanded.
"Fine," Francis pouted, thrusting down the lever of the tire pump.
"You owe me for this one! Crappy English cars…."
-----BACK TO YOU BABY-----
You and Mathias were still laughing from previous events.
"Look how mad he is!" you said, pointing to Ludwig's text message.
From: LUDDY<3
To: __________
Verdammt, __________! Why must you keep sending such things! DUE TO YOUR LACK OF DISCIPLINE, WE SHALL ADD 100 ADDITIONAL PUSH-UPS TO YOUR TRAINING TOMORROW!!!!
Sincerely,
Ludwig
"Oh my gosh!" Mathias exclaimed, wiping a tear from his eye.
"This is pricele-"
Someone burst through your office door. It was Lukas. Holding a baseball bat….with nails in it...
"SHIT," you and Mathias said simultaneously.
Lukas jumped in the air and smashed the top of Mathias's head. This resulted in him falling face flat on the floor for the second time that day.
"That looked like it hurt…….." you thought.
"NO, WAIT, THAT LOOKED LIKE IT REALLY FUCKING HURT!!!" your mind screamed at you.
"__________," Lukas said, dropping his bat on the floor.
"Y-yes?!" you squeaked.
"You must be punished," he forged forward, tangling  his fingers in your (h/l) (h/c) hair.
Your heart started to beat faster. He was so damn close.
"H-how are you going to do that?" you stuttered, your face burning red.
"Let me show you~" he smirked, tilting his head to the side and licking your neck.
"……………RAPE!" you yelled.
Lukas picked you up in a way that forced you to wrap his legs around him.
"It's not rape if you enjoy it," he responded cheekily to your comment.
"OH DEAR GOD," was all you said before he began walking you to your bedroom.
-----Sealand's Reaction-----
"Mummy, Daddy!" Peter ran towards his parents, waving his phone in the air.
Tino and Berwald walked up from the couch, and over to their adoptive son.
"What are Uncle Mathias and Uncle Norway doing in this video?!" he asked, jumping up and down.
OH THE INNOCENCE OF A CHILD.
Tino screamed.
"How could ___________ send that video to a child?!!?!" he exclaimed.
Berwald sighed. He knew it was officially time for THE talk. He crouched down, and placed a firm hand on Peter's shoulder.
"S'n, do y'knw what s'x is?"
Tino's eyes widened.
"A little boy couldn't possibly know what sex is!" he thought, hiding his face in his hands.
"Of course I do Daddy! It's when two people….."
Peter continued to give a thorough explanation of the human reproductive system that could put a college professor to shame.
Here's the finished story :iconandromserkt: requested!
She asked for A NorwayxReader crack story, I hope it has enough crack for you! XD YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE HEARD BAD TOUCH BY BLOODHOUND GANG. [link]

Norway(Lukas), Denmark(Mathias), Sweden(Berwald), Finland(Tino), Germany(Ludwig), Italy(Feliciano), Japan(Kiku), France(Francis), England(Arthur), and Sealand(Peter), belong to Hidekaz Himaruya!

Writing belongs to me
You belong to Norway~ :iconnorwayrapefaceplz:

I don't think this needs a mature content, but if you ask, I'll add it.

EDIT: You guuuys. I haven't been my DA for a while but you all JUST MAKE MY DAY EVERYDAY. MMMF. <3
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:iconprincessdimondheart:
PrincessDimondHeart Featured By Owner 19 hours ago
Could stop laughing soo I died from air loss...... jk..... But omg that was amazing!!!!! 🙀😻🙌👍😂🔥
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:iconblankpires:
Blankpires Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Writer
Oh god i'm Sealand ahahahaha 😂😂😂
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:iconechosarena:
EchoSarena Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2016  New Deviant
Honestly, I AM Sealand.  I can explain sex perfectly just because of fanfiction.  Yeah.
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:iconnevermoremist:
Nevermoremist Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2016
Lol Lukas stole Allen's bat
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:iconghostqueen-chb:
GhostQueen-CHB Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
omfg omfg omfg
sealand why


;u; perverted thoughts came at france and england's pov xD
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:iconbleufrost:
BleuFrost Featured By Owner May 12, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
THIS IS SO WONDERFULLY MAGICAL YOU ARE amazing
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:iconxxartemiswolfxx:
XxArtemisWolfxX Featured By Owner May 10, 2016  New Deviant
*perverted mind in France and England's reaction ;u;*
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:iconcutehetaliatokyo12:
CuteHetaliaTokyo12 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
SEALAND WHAT XDDDDDDDDDDD
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:iconblue201310:
blue201310 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016
OMG FRANCE AND ENGLAND "GET BACK TO PUMPING"
I'M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS INTENTIONAL BUT... XD
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:iconughreallife:
ughrealLife Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2016
I'm dying of laughter
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:icontaintedfrost13:
TaintedFrost13 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconnosebleedplz: :iconyayfranceplz: XD too good
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:iconsharoma:
Sharoma Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016
WHEN THE F**K DID NORGE GET 2P AMERICAS F**KING BAT?!?!?
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:icontigerhawkgirl1221:
tigerhawkgirl1221 Featured By Owner May 23, 2016
me too
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:iconaircakes:
Aircakes Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2016  Student Writer
That's EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!
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:iconolympia7:
Olympia7 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
who knows bunneh icon17 
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:iconcatmeowing:
catmeowing Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
this was a great story, but you might want to add a warning about the language used, for example I know people who are sensitive to the swear words, and the word rape might trigger something, but it is up to you, this is a great story,
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:iconolympia7:
Olympia7 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
THIS MY DEAR IS SOILD GOLD XD
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:iconkatnissmcmagical:
KatnissMcMagical Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016
(after peter explains)
Finland: *eyes gone white and jaw drops to ground*
Sweden: ..w'll th't w's e'sy
Me: SEE! I TOLD YOU THEY HAVE BEEN RUINING CHILDHOODS AT A YOUNGER AGE!!
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:iconzepiglet:
ZePiglet Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I think that all of our minds were in the gutter when we read the FrUK reaction.
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:iconfemdenmark92:
Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner May 29, 2016
Totally XD
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:iconrussia-chan4117:
Russia-Chan4117 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  Student Writer
OOOOH THE INNOCENCE OF A CHILD

O' sealand do you know wath s'x is.

Of course I do its when to people.....' priceless priceless
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:iconpigeonpickle:
PigeonPickle Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2015
'It's only rape if you don't enjoy it'

Well, Norge, it's not gonna be rape then.
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:iconveronaluna:
VeronaLuna Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Dat ending! XD
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:icondhamila:
Dhamila Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
"MANGAKA MODE, ON! I MUST START ON THE STORY BOARD IMMEDIATELY!!!" I laugh so hard at this one XD
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:iconderpytrash27:
DerpyTrash27 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
I lost my innocent when I was 7... Hehe...

It was dennor fucking right? No... OK...

Derp
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shahar5055 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Norge rape face..... creepy as Fuck!:| (Blank Stare) 
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:iconshakiraicysilverwolf:
ShakiraIcySilverWolf Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Peter u littlw perv...
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:iconmegumifujimoto:
MegumiFujimoto Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Student General Artist
That FrUk scene had me fangirling all the day xD
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:iconrachelloveshetalia:
Rachelloveshetalia Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Student Writer
At first I was like, woah! Fruk is happening! Cough, cough. *attempts to cover nosebleed*
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KaylinStoll1Backup Featured By Owner May 24, 2016  New Deviant Student Artist
I thought "whoa FrUK is FrUKing!" get it? Fruking, fucking? Lol
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:iconnathalieallison321:
Nathalieallison321 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
KIKU 😂😂😂😂😂
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:iconchibisareadorbies:
Chibisareadorbies Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015
I'm Peter on knowledge and Tino and Berwald are all my friends
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:iconashleynwoods:
AshleynWoods Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Daww Peter and I lost our childhood at the same age!
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:iconflamingdemonwolf:
flamingdemonwolf Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
i thought that england and france were doing something ....inapropriate Giggle 
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:iconolympia7:
Olympia7 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I think we all did QvQ
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:iconblooming-sukura:
Blooming-Sukura Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015
PETER NO
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:iconneonbrightdevil9:
NeonBrightDevil9 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Student Filmographer
I lost my childhood when i was 9 :3
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:iconbandanasquad2nd:
Bandanasquad2nd Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I lost mine in the womb.
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:iconsnowyfalls:
Snowyfalls Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015
i lost mine when i was born
B)
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:iconneonbrightdevil9:
NeonBrightDevil9 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Student Filmographer
wtf 
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:iconhetalia4elea:
Hetalia4Elea Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I lost mine when I was 4
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:iconneonbrightdevil9:
NeonBrightDevil9 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Student Filmographer
Markiplier Shocked open mouth (GIF) 
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:iconolympia7:
Olympia7 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I lost mine when I was made Neko Emoji-31 (Cool swim) [V2] 
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:iconneonbrightdevil9:
NeonBrightDevil9 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2016  Student Filmographer
LOL
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:iconolympia7:
Olympia7 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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Ghostly-Polar Featured By Owner Edited Jun 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NO!!!!!!Sealand's innocence!!!!!!!!!!It was lost a while ago apparently....Sealand emote 
also Hungary emote  I just can't stop laughing!!!!!!!Laugh LOL England (Laughing) [V3] 
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:iconhetalia4elea:
Hetalia4Elea Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
OMG YOUR ICON! IT'S FABULOUS
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:iconghostly-polar:
Ghostly-Polar Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you very much!!! :3 Though I must say yours is fabulous as well Meow :3 
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sokoakaberry Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015
daAmn... Sealand...wowsies...ㄴㅍ오ㅍㄴ
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:iconstarygiraffe:
StaryGiraffe Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Student General Artist
O.o Sealand...where did you come to know of these things... Englands and France's though, I thought they were doing something very very...well something they would never do...
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