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Canada x Male!Reader

"__________!" you heard a voice wake you from your nap.
"__________, dude! We're at lunch, wake-up!" you raised your head from your folded arms, and glared at the American with your deep (e/c) eyes.
"Damn it, Alfred! I was sleeping!" you yelled, smirking and giving him a playful punch on the shoulder.
He was an idiot, but he was one of your closest friends. Every day during lunch period, you would sit with him and his two other brothers: Arthur and Matthew.  You thought all of the three brothers were awesome, but one of them really caught your eye. Matthew Williams. He was extremely quiet, almost to the point of being invisible. Though, for some unexplainable reason, you couldn't HELP but notice him. His blonde wavy hair, the gentle violet eyes, he was adora-
"Wait!" you mentally slapped yourself.
"What the hell am I thinking….we're both guys….." you let out a low growl in your frustration.
"__-__________?" asked Matthew, who looked rather terrified of the animalistic noise that had escaped your lips.
"W-what?!" you said. You could feel the blush rising on your face, embarrassed at the fact that he had heard you make such a sound.
"Nothing!" he shrank back into his seat. You could practically see him turning invisible. It was sad.
The lunch period continued as usual. Alfred blurted nonsensical things about heroism and hamburgers, while Arthur proceeded to insult him with terms such as, "bloody git," and "fool." Your favorite by far was, "the diabetic fat man that you're destined to become." That would always crack you up. You tousled your short (h/c) hair, and snuck a peak at Matthew, who was looking at the floor and sulking. Another daily occurrence amongst your lunch group was Matthew asking a question, or attempting to contribute to a conversation; only to be overlooked by BOTH his brothers. It made your blood boil. Sure, he could talk a little louder, but Arthur and Alfred just flat out ignored him. They didn't even try to listen! You noticed Matthew struggling to grab his sibling's attention, but it was just another failed attempt. You reviewed your past thoughts, and decided you couldn't take it anymore.
"Oi! Ass hats!!!" you said, standing up and slamming your hands on the sticky cafeteria table.
"Huh?" said Alfred and Arthur, simultaneously.
"What is with that language, __________?! We're sitting in the middle of the cafeteria!!!" Arthur asked, a look of confusion blatant on his features.
You glared at the English man with cold, hard eyes. You noted that Alfred had shrunk back in his seat, staring at you with a mixed look of concern and fear.
"Calm down dude! We didn't do anything!" exclaimed Alfred.
Your eye twitched at his comment. "YOU'RE RIGHT! You didn't fucking do anything! Because your brother has been trying to communicate with the BOTH of you, for the past 30 minutes!!!" you roared, pointing in the direction of Matthew.
"HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO YOUR OWN BROTHER?" you were extremely pissed, and had you not known the two from a young age, you would have socked both of them in the mouth.
"E-erm….__________? Matthew left…….." Alfred nodded, agreeing with Arthur's statement.
You turned around, the corner of your mouth jumping with the remaining anger dwelling in your body.
"Shit……"you muttered, running to the location you knew Matthew would be.
You couldn't help but feel guilty for going off at the brothers like that, but the simple thought of what they always did had you fuming. You had never gone all out on someone like that, not even that egotistic jerk, Gilbert Beilschmidt. You slowed your pace down to a power walk when your destination was in sight.
"Why would I get so mad about them ignoring him like that……" you wondered.
"It's an undeniable fact that I like the guy……..but, is it possible that I love him?" you gulped at the thought.
"I'm in deep. There's no way we could be together, and Matt doesn't swing that way….." you had finally arrived at your destination.
As expected, Matthew was sitting under the bleachers of you high school's football field.  Letting out a long sigh you strolled over to his location, and plopped down next to him. He didn't even look up at you.
"So………I…..I'm sorry, Matt. If I embarrassed you or something?" your statement sounded more like an inquiry, because you weren't a hundred percent sure WHAT you had done wrong.
You had been defending him hadn't you? So then, why was he acting so distant towards you? You pinched the bridge of your nose and looked up. Matthew was hovering above you.
"M-Matthew?" you flushed a little. He was so….close. You had to admit you liked it.
"__________, t-thank you…." His voice was barely audible, as he broke the small amount of distance left between the two of you, placing a gentle kiss on your lips.
He then backed away, trying to cover his face with his hands. He was so red, he almost looked like a tomato about to burst!
"__________, I- I think I love you…….and the way you stood up for me like that, I-"
It was all too much for you. You tackled him over, pinning him down. The man you loved; loved you back. It just didn't seem like it could be possible.
"__________? What are you doing!?!?" Matthew yelped, he thought you were going to beat him up, and call him names.
"I love you too~" a dark smirk was plastered on your face, as you smashed your lips onto his.
He finally understood what was happening, and played along, allowing your tongue to explore his mouth. You were about to undo his jeans, but he stopped you.
"Red light, red light!!! Stop!!" he shrieked, panting.
You sat up and pulled yourself back together, face palming at what you just did.
"S-sorry…" you huffed, with a pout on your face.
"It's okay," a sweet smile graced his features. You loved it when he did that.
"Matthew?"
"Yeah, __________?"
"You're my boyfriend now," you gave him a sadistic grin.
"……..I don't have a choice, do I?"
"Nope~" you chuckled. This was going to be the start of a splendid relationship, you thought to yourself.
Now…….how to explain this to Arthur and Alfred………
My second reader insert, this time with Canada! :iconyaycanadaplz:
This may not be some people's thing, (Male!Reader) but I personally wish I were a dude. T.T Lucky men.
Life's a troll, ain't it? :icontrollface-plz:

Anyways:
Canada(Matthew), America(Alfred), and England(Arthur) belong to Hidekaz Himaruya
Writing belongs to me, and I found the picture of Canada on zerochan~

Edit: Thank you to everyone who faved or added this to a collection! :D
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:iconhetalianforlife14:
Hetalianforlife14 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
((hahaha i wish i where a dude too

But i guess some boy genes in my system is ok))
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:icondeviantdivergence:
deviantdivergence Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
me, a happy trans male: why are all these girls talking about wanting to be boys. are they or aren't they. come, join the gay trans side. the agenda involves more male reader inserts and spreading the gay. we want you here with us
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:iconsapphiregamer88:
Sapphiregamer88 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Another happy trans: Ello! Here to help spread the gay! :D
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:icondeviantdivergence:
deviantdivergence Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
good, good! any ideas for the agenda? :D
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:iconsapphiregamer88:
Sapphiregamer88 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Hmmm... I say we start with some cute Italy x male!readers
Next we head to the Canada x male!readers
Then finally the lemons * Eyebrow wiggle *
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:icondeviantdivergence:
deviantdivergence Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww yeah I'M IN!!!! >:3 kesesesese~! *wiggles eyebrows back* where's that iggy gif when you need it
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Sapphiregamer88 Featured By Owner Edited Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Arthur WTF
 Only Iggy one I could find X3
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:icondeviantdivergence:
deviantdivergence Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hehe
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:iconanimelover09192000:
AnimeLover09192000 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student General Artist
Why can't I be a boy?!?!?! Seriously I hate being a girl
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:icondownshiftplus:
DownShiftPlus Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I can always punch them. That usually works.
DON'T JUDGE MAI LIFE
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:iconsigtauzach:
SigTauZach Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Why. Can't. This. Be. My. LIFE???? :cries: :glomp:
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:icon225cdl:
225cdl Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
U HAVE NO SAY IN THIS MATTER
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:iconcrazzifanficgurl:
CrazziFanficGurl Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
So me and my male counterpart talked about this. He laughed at me and said that Matthew was now his. I slapped him. He growled at me. We then both shouted.
"WE CAN SHARE HIM!"
Just a day in the life of Star and Moon.
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:iconmylittlecloney:
Mylittlecloney Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
There are moments when I wish I was a guy, this is one of those moments. Matthew would be my cute little uke~! ^^   I would so be straight as a circle.  :p
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:iconthatprucanfangirl:
ThatPruCanFangirl Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
If I was a dude I would totally be gay. Just sayin'.
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:iconkillargothy:
killargothy Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm a dude and I am gay. You're missing out XD
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:iconthatprucanfangirl:
ThatPruCanFangirl Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't rub it in ;-;
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:iconanimewolfgirl-ayame:
animewolfgirl-ayame Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Hobbyist
RED LIGHT GREEN LIGHT YUS I LOVE THAT GAME it's green light right now~
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:iconhageshiiryuga:
HageshiiRyuga Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014
Oh my Pocky it's like you actually put me in there (OoO)I give this 9000 out of 100 ducks!!!!
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:iconyour-personal-demon:
your-personal-demon Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014
Pt. 2? 
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:iconxialoof:
xiAloof Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014
Me: Why are most people having conversations with their Male!Self?
Male!Me/Tsuto: I have no fucking idea.
Me: You're just mad because the author depicted you as gay.
Tsuto: Because I AM gay.
Me: Oh yeah. And watch that language.
Tsuto: Fuck you.
Me: Please do.
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:iconrina1999:
rina1999 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013
Wait red light?!i know it means stop but I couldn't help but laugh!XD
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:icondogshampoo24:
Dogshampoo24 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013
Life's a bitch I am more a boy than a girl I wish I was a boy *goes next to tamaki in Emo corner* :(
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:iconelizabethdchartigan:
ElizabethDChartigan Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too!!!, I'm more like a boy than a girl, life's really a bitch
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:iconbbg100:
Bbg100 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013
Me: *Reads it* EEEEEE VIGO COME HERE!!!!
Male!Me/Vigo: What?
Me: *Slams computer in front of him* THIS HERE YOUR GOING TO READ IT AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO CANADA
Vigo: Cana- Why?
Me: READ IT
Vigo: *Reads* ....*blush* We're not going to canada
Me: B-
Vigo: No.
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agerose15 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2013  Student General Artist
*Reads it and squeals* Oh, I can't wait to show it to male me!!!
Male me/Victor: what are you looking at chica?
Me: Oh nothing just read this! *sets laptop in front of him
Victor: Okay...*begins to read*

~10 minutes later~
Victor: *blushes very red* WHA~~~?!?! VERONICA!!!
Me: Yes?
Victor: DID YOU CREATE ME TO PAIR ME WITH YOUR FAVE CHARACTERS?!?!?
Me: Maybe..?
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:iconredrose88qt:
Redrose88qt Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
OMG I F-ING LOVE U >w< dam it why do guys get all the good stuff TTATT
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:iconsbifgirl:
Sbifgirl Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*Fangirl squeals* *dies and is now just a puddle on the floor* LOVED IT!! <3
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:iconargumentsareinvalid:
ArgumentsAreInvalid Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
I love this,it's an awesome story *glomps* :iconglomp:
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:iconlenkagaminegirl1:
lenkagaminegirl1 Featured By Owner May 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
'red light, red light!!! stop!!' i died laughing
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:icondantania-dan:
dantania-dan Featured By Owner May 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Why can I not be a guy???
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:iconcelticcolt12:
celticcolt12 Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Part two?????
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:iconloveforthingsshiny:
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner May 14, 2013
Maybe ;) I've gotten several requests for a sequel, so it's quite the possibility!
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:iconcelticcolt12:
celticcolt12 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
hehe~ Yay! XD
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:iconcalitheanimelover:
CaliTheAnimeLover Featured By Owner May 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
*pouts* I wish there was more
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and on an unrelated note I love reader-kun "You're my boyfriend now."
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:iconloveforthingsshiny:
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner May 13, 2013
I'm glad you like it!
^^
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:iconpetman1325:
Petman1325 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2013
After making a prayer on Facebook about wishing for there to be a Male!Reader x Canada, I find this. Mon dieu, it's great! Granted, I'm not that aggressive, but it's pretty awesome!

It always kinda threw me off whenever I read Female!Reader x Canada that wasn't labeled as such and they'd say "And he looked at your dress," always made me have to stop, but since this is actually a dude...sorry, kinda going all fanboyish now, but, quite honestly, love it. :)
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:iconloveforthingsshiny:
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
LET ME HUG YOU. :iconbrohugplz:
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:iconpetman1325:
Petman1325 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2013
Go right ahead, mon amie. :3
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:iconwubwubized:
Wubwubized Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Well.............









Now I know who's top


/shot/
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:iconloveforthingsshiny:
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
YOU GOT IT BRO~
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:iconwubwubized:
Wubwubized Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hehehe
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:iconhinatathebloom1:
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
Loved it ^w^
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:iconloveforthingsshiny:
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Merci beaucoup~
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:iconhinatathebloom1:
Hinatathebloom1 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
:iconwelcomeplz:
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:iconmadnessproductions:
MadnessProductions Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:D I loved this one!
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:iconloveforthingsshiny:
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
I'm glad you did!
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:iconmadnessproductions:
MadnessProductions Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:D
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:iconmafiageek1014:
MafiaGeek1014 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Now this makes me wish I was a dude OAO! Dammit.
I LOVE THIS btw!!!! >w<
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:iconloveforthingsshiny:
LoveforThingsShiny Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Merci! And I swear, I should've been born a guy. OTL
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